Tuesday, September 11, 2012

GAY NYC STORIES : MY NIGHT AT CLUB " NO WHERE" NYC .....

“ NO WHERE ! “  Pt1 !!!

                 Monday night I was dragged out to  this club by a friend  of my cousin ,  I wasn’t dressed or in the correct mind frame to attend any gay function on a Monday night in new York , I was   past tipsy due to the drinks Marra served  to the small group that gathered in my Aunts Lefrak City apartment  Marra knew how to make a good potent drink and a meal that will leave u full and satisfied .  Lefrak City was a second home to me as a child,   it felt safe there so I knew I would be in good hands if I did decide to step out  with  my cousins friend  “Shawn”  .   It was a beautiful summer night in June   when my cousin Ronald  suggested I meet “Shawn” who lived across the hall from him  in his building .                                
       He mentioned  Shawn was  “ good  peoples” and he would probably offer me a drink or something to eat  if we  went  across the hall to say hello !.  Well we did just that   we took that short walk down the hall, felt like I was walking the plank but I was just a   lil tipsy ,  when we arrived at the apartment door a short brown skin older gentlemen with glasses ermerged from the apartment   with a smile and a cocktail in his hand , Shawn opened the door and  invited us inside  he had a guest  sitting in his kitchen  he was  a heavier gentlemen of the  of a dark complexion accompanied  by a  standoffish demeanor .                                                    

         Ron quickly chimed in “ Shawn , this is my cousin Johnny  I been telling you so much about”  .  Shawn extended his hand out for a hand shake  we shook and  and  I said “ Oh your Shawn , we  finally meet “ I said .  Shawn replied” yes " your very handsome !, i smiled with  coy demanor  “ and this is my friend “Leroy”  as he pointed to the standoffish character in the corner playing with his blackberry , he  lifted his head up all of 2 seconds and said     ” hello”  in the deepest slurred voice  Ive ever heard ,  he grabbed his drink took a long sip  then quickly resumed  his “business” on his phone . Shawn quickly changed the mood “ Johnny  would you like a drink ?” with a big warm smile and chinky eyes  “ ummmm “  I replied .. Ive been drinking a…. lil tipsy I think I will hold off on  the cocktail but thank you anyway I said .   Shawn quickly persuaded me to have a drink  he handed me the flute filled with a bubbly pink substance which I finished quickly me and Shawn began  to speak about his plans to go out   with Leroy to “ nowhere” a club on 14th street in Manhattan that I have  never heard of I felt so out the loop  ,   I didn’t front like I knew where this place was or what it was about cause I didn’t , the next voice I heard was the slurr again saying “ girlllll u should come “   I know for sure this dude aint calling me “ gurrrrlll” and he just met me only 2.3 seconds ago  so I didn’t evan bother to look in Leroys direction , but Shawn interjected and said “ yea you should join us  , it will be fun “… *sideeye* and that’s what I did gave them both the “sideeye” ..   as I looked at my self in the mirror analyzing my outfit  the many cups of liquor allowed myself to belive that I was appropriately  dressed for this occasion  so I said “ suree why not “ .. they were elated that I would join them so we had a few more drinks  with my cousin Ron and Marra and we headed out .  The three of us made our way to the lobby via  the elevator  it was about almost 1am .. an hour early than im use to heading to any club  especially in  NewYork .   it felt great outside as I held a plastic cup filled with wine in it  , the three of us walked the pavement to the  train station  that walk seemed like forever from  Horace Harding express  way.  

         The next thing I knew  I was swipping  my metro card and going through the turnstile the R train was just arriving as Shawn Leroy and I came  walking down the stairs  We were laughing and  keke’in  like drunken fools at a picture  Shawn took of  Leroy peeing at a phone booth ,    honestly didn’t think it was that hilarious but if u saw Leroy in this drunken state he was  in it was pure comedy ! . Once we made it on to the train  Leroy was going on and on about being my “gay father” and  that he wanted to guide me in this gay lifestyle , I just looked at him like “ chile boo”  and thought in my head “  I  been in this liftstyle for almost 10years now and ive gotten this far unscaved  I GOOD ! “. I let Leroy continue his rant as Shawn seemed to get a lil annoyed at the fact that h wasn’t included in that particular conversation , the train must have been running on red bull that night  because we made it down Manhattan in  no time we excited the  train and caught a cab a short distance a block away from the club as we exited the cab Shawn explained to Leroy he wanted to get change to  give to the dancers inside the club , my mind went racing  what type of place are they dragging me too a freakin strip freak nasty show  Leroy saw the look on my face  he  said to me “ there be fine pieces of “ trade” in their honey , and they got these back rooms they we can go in a get a “ private show” chile”  Yikes I thought I def didn’t have that in mind but hey I didn’t have anything to loose at this point ……
              
 - JOHNNY CHAMELEON -

TO BE CONTINUED .....

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